Notes from the Watertower

I’ll have up to a pint of beer, please…

Imagine going into a pub and asking for “Up to a pint of beer”. If the landlord gave you a thimble-full, would you have course to complain?

But for the past few years, we’ve been sold on the “Up to 8megabits” broadband connection.

Now, from a technical point of view, this is correct - the speed that we can get is dependant on the technology which depends on the copper wires connecting out premises to the local BT exchange, and the longer these wires are, the slower the speed. 8Mb is the maximum speed you can get with an ADSL+ product, but how many people actually get the full 8Mb?

Not that many - of-course it really depends on where you are… A recent survey suggests that if you live in a city then you’ll get faster speeds, than living in a rural location - What can I say to that? How about (to use an americanism), “Well, Duh”… It’s patently obvious and you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to work out why - Cities have a higher population density, therefore more telephone exchanges, therefore the chances of you being closer to an exchange is higher.

Back to the point. Ofcom is now asking ISPs to be more up-front with their advertising and numbers. They’re also asking them to be honest (what, an ISP lie to you? Never!) when they use terms such as “unlimited”, and so on. (And what do you think “unlimited” means?) It’s very hard these days to get a truly unlimited Internet connection - well, actually, it’s not that hard, but no-one is willing to pay for it!

So if you’re getting or changing your broadband connection, READ THE SMALL PRINT! and use the various checkers to give you an estimate of the maximum speed your line will support. A very good one is the Sam Knows site. Get your phone number and postcode handy, then jump in, so some research, ask friends and neighbours, pester your local ICT geek, and go for it!

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